Mr. Wisdom Says, Heat Rises in California
This is based on a true story. My family and I moved to Holland when I was a kid. My mother and I were looking for a house to rent. The real-estate agent showed us […]
This is based on a true story. My family and I moved to Holland when I was a kid. My mother and I were looking for a house to rent. The real-estate agent showed us […]
1-year-old: *pees in the potty for the first time* Me: You’re a big girl now! 1: Yeah! Me: Rent is due on the 1st. Don’t be late. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2014 Me: […]
A man in Stockton, CA rented The Smurfs 2 from a Red Box machine. Even though the disc had the correct label, it turned out to be a hardcore porn movie. In related news, there has […]
Change is necessary to change things but what happens to Thirsty Dave when Scurvy Jane goes on holidays with the girls and leaves him to fend for himself for two weeks? I’m glad you asked […]