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Year: 2011

The Demon Barber of Augusta Drive

April 19, 2011April 19, 2011 lbwoodgate

Haircuts a’ la Sweeney Todd not for the faint of heart     I live in a rather large town just north of Dallas.  When I first came to Denton in 1975 to attend college the population […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdeadly haircuts, Denton Record Chronicle, Sweeney Todd

Rant is the New Rage: Stating the Obvious

April 19, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Whenever I’m out and about mingling with the general public someone always picks me out of a crowd to ask  an inanely obvious questions.  I love to people watch.  I get my best stories ideas from people interacting with their […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebreast implants, online banking, tourist attractions

“Hop” Teaches Kids Important Facts About Easter

April 19, 2011October 15, 2017 Maria Roth

When I took my kids to see the movie Hop a few weeks ago, I thought I already knew everything there was to know about Easter. Twelve years of Catholic school had taught me that […]

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11 CommentsLifestyle, Movies & TV2011 Hop movie, Easter humor, Hop 2011 movie review

Every Dog Deserves a Ball…Or Two

April 19, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I will admit that my dogs are spoiled. I have a family room filled with their toys. We have birthday parties for them; they eat sirloin steak from time to time; and their lives, in […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsballs, dogs, humor, neutering, pets, strollers

The Literary Elite at Starbucks

April 19, 2011May 16, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I decided I needed a quick pick-me-up, so I headed to Starbucks. I was sitting with my coffee and crossword puzzle at a table in the corner when I started to eavesdrop on the conversation […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecoffee, comedy, Frank Sinatra, humor, laptops, prison, Starbucks, writers

Big Winner

April 19, 2011May 18, 2011 Richard Spall

A few years ago, while cruising around the Texas State Fair, we came across a contest which could have potentially secured a new Chevrolet Corvette (which just happens to be my son’s favorite car). I […]

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WWJD?

April 19, 2011 Richard Spall

I have a confession to make. It is time to come clean. While it is true that there has always been a certain social penalty to be paid by not accepting this legendary and omnipresent […]

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7 CommentsFiction

Bitching Your Way to Good Health

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

My ex-husband said I could bitch a blue streak. He said I could be asleep and still find something to bitch about. I guess he was right. After our divorce I started feeling better. Was […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle

Noah Way!

April 18, 2011April 18, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Recently, I saw a show titled something like “The Search for Noah’s Ark”. It turns out, lots of people have spent tons of time and effort to find “Noah’s Ark”. Satellite photos, hiking expeditions, attempted […]

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Angels

April 18, 2011April 18, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I watched a show called “Decoding Christianity”, and the subject was “angels”. Seventy five percent of Americans believe in angels. Seriously. Some even converse with them over the internet (not making this up). OK, they […]

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