Oh, To Be In Greenland
Donald Trump has mused publicly about the possibility of buying Greenland from Denmark and adding it to the United States. But this is #Fake News, as the president himself might tweet. What has actually been […]
Month: August 2019
Wisdom for Dummies
Old habits are hard to break. I still come home every day and go straight to that empty spot on the wall where my old landline phone used to hang to see if there are […]
Hello, Dalai: The Musical
Hello, Dalai: The Musical Note: By Adding Hello, Dolly to a Dalia Lama Quote, You Get a Bouncy, Bouncy, Broadway Bound Lyric. C’mon sing-a-long, dare you not to! Well, Hello, Dolly, everything alters […]
This isn’t an emergency, but …
I’ve been feeling a little old lately, and it might have to do with the fact that I’ll soon hit my 28th anniversary as a 911 dispatcher. Doesn’t seem possible, does it? I mean, I […]
Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND
August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime […]
As School Year Looms, Penmanship Instructors Sound Alarm
WASHINGTON. Unemployed penmanship instructors marched on Congress yesterday, the last Sunday before most elementary school students return to school, demanding that the federal government commit $40 billion to improve America’s handwriting in order to avert a […]
