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Year: 2019

Breaking Impeachment News: Meanwhile back at the White House…

December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Not everyone agrees, but I think gift cards make wonderful gifts. Or you could just give me money.

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1 CommentWisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyDorothy Rosby, gift giving, gift ideas, Holiday Humor

Spotlight Report: Most “Twin” Lobsters Are Unrelated

December 18, 2019 Con Chapman
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FRAMINGHAM, Mass.  This western suburb of Boston is home to more than a dozen restaurants, from The Golden Lobster at its western terminus to La Fisherie, an haute cuisine establishment that looks down its nose at its competitors from an […]

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You should be afraid, you clown…

December 18, 2019 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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Letter? Perfect!

December 17, 2019 John Branning

Dearest Nancy, I have written you a letter – in my typical word salad – Where I lay out all the reasons your impeachment is invalid. You are breaking your allegiance and declaring open war. […]

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For Hospitality Writers, It’s “All About” the “Quotes”

December 17, 2019 Con Chapman

NEEDHAM, Mass.  It’s only 7:30 a.m. at the Route 128 Executive Conference Center, a campus of buildings frequently used for off-site meetings, but Kimberly Banff has skipped the complimentary breakfast buffet and is already in her […]

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Call of Duty…

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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SPARKS BRIEF: The Merry is in the Marketing

December 16, 2019May 12, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY – Consumers spend billions of dollars every year to give themselves and others a Merry Christmas. Although the largest percentage of money is for gift-giving, a substantial amount goes to decorations, food, […]

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Burned by Shoplifters, One Store Turns to a Higher Power

December 16, 2019December 17, 2019 Con Chapman

BOSTON.  The Christmas shopping season is in full swing here, and the usual crush of office workers on the streets of Boston is made worse by suburban mothers and children in town to see the […]

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HumorOutcasts Interview with Concha Alborg – Author of “My Mother, That Stranger, Letters from the Spanish Civil War”

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019 Billy Dees

This episode is an interview with Concha Alborg who is the author of “My Mother, That Stranger, Letters from the Spanish Civil War.” This book is a memoir about Concha’s mother based on the letters […]

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