Year: 2019
As Marathon Approaches, Race to Be Most Charitable Tightens
WESTLAND, Mass. The Boston Marathon, the nation’s oldest, is Monday, so the coming weekend would normally be a time of high anticipation for Nicole Stansler, who’ll be running in her fifteenth such event. “I always […]
Ahh Spring:
Now that spring is here, all of you indoor runners who prefer to stay inside during the winter months, can now abandon the treadmill at the gym or in the basement and venture back into […]
With Idle Comment, Race to Become “Queen of Tchotchkes” Begins
CAZENOVIA, New York. This town in central New York is home to the largest concentration of Freedonian-Americans in the nation, a fact that binds old-timers to newcomers such as Inglitzka Moribundaz, who was recently persuaded […]
OH, GOD! IT’S NOT THAT TIME AGAIN IS IT???????
Nooooooooooooo! It can’t be! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!!!!!! It seems like the last one just ended. I still haven’t recovered from that one […]
Hope for Golf Nuts as Male Disenhancement Drug Approved
LEXINGTON, Mass. Tom Sholes is a certified public accountant and a certifiable golf nut for whom the first full week of April is a holy season. “During the Masters, I don’t want to be bothered […]