Year: 2021
Norm Sciatica, Inventor of Breast-Sharpener, Dead at 86
WAKEFIELD, Mass. Norman “Norm” Sciatica, inventor of a female breast-sharpening implement that revolutionized women’s fashion in the 1950s, died yesterday at the age of 86, according to a spokesman at the Golden Pastures Assisted Living Facility here. […]
How to Talk to Your Cats About Drugs
If you have cats and they’re anything like mine, they’re apolitical. Mine are outdoor cats and get plenty of exercise, so they’re not fat cats. A check of the records at our state Office of […]
Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out of It’s Misery.
“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/14/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that on Bill and Melinda Gates, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
To Hell With Correct Posture Month
May is supposed to be a merry month, going back as far as Elizabethan dramatist Thomas Dekker, who wrote the deathless lines: O, the month of May, the merry month of May, So frolic, so gay, […]
Behold, The Bacon Flower
Great news! Culinary horticulturists from Alpine, California, have at last succeeded in producing the elusive bacon flower. This flower can be enjoyed as a thing of rare and exquisite beauty. Or you can fry it […]