OK but my insurance is not gonna like it…
Year: 2023
Seeking US Payday, Freedonia Tells Russia “Please Invade Us”
DOZ KNARGRT. In this provincial capital of Freedonia, politics is viewed as both a source of amusement and a blood sport. “We love when the sole political party clashes with itself,” says Grabholz Mnyierk, a […]
Five Layer Chicken Florentine
Italian Entree FIVE LAYER CHICKEN FLORENTINE INGREDIENTS FIRST LAYER – BOTTOM SAUCE 1 10.75-ounce can of cream of celery½ cup mayonnaise¾ cup grated sharp cheddar cheese1 tablespoon lemon juice⅛ teaspoon salt (⅛ teaspoon more in […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Pie-eyed with Power
Capitol Hill, MN – On January 6th, fifteen-time loser Marjorie Tyler Kelly was named the winner of the 2023 National Pie Baking Contest held at the Holiday Inn Express in Capitol Hill, Minnesota. This annual […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/10/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything […]
Ask Mr. Taxidermist
Looking for a fun hobby that is also “profitable”? If you love nature and toxic chemical fumes, taxidermy–the art and science of stuffing (dead) animals–may be just the thing! Here are queries Mr. Taxidermist pulled at […]
The Brazilian Capital Hurricane Song (to the tune of ‘Hurricane’ by Bob Dylan)
A mangy mob attacks the capital building Not D.C. now but rather Brazil A copy of Trump’s triumph first hand Right winger nutters just out for a thrill Here comes the story of Bolsanaro As […]