My Yoko Ono
Physicists currently believe that all rock bands–nay, all human groups composed of four men–can be broken down into elemental particles first identified by study of The Beatles through an electron microscope. There is the […]
Year: 2024
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Puos
The world teems with people unsure of the plural form of puo. This uncertainty dates back the Elizabethan Era. Astoundingly enough, there’s no word that means more than one puo. It’s time to correct this […]
Alaska Airlines Will Offer Deep Discount on All Window Seats Beginning February 1st
In an attempt to lure back the flying public, Alaska Airlines made a stunning announcement on Sunday: starting February 1st, window seats on all of its flights will be priced at just $25, far below […]
My Dark Horse Run for Anti-Pope
It was one of the darkest periods of my life: my girlfriend had dumped me, the firm where I worked had broken up in a fight between two factions, neither of which *sniff* wanted me […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Memewipe
Why can’t we post brilliant things on Facebook(tm)? Is it because we are never quite clever enough? No, brilliant memes assault our eyes the moment we sign on to our Facebook feed. These memes drives […]
I’d Stab You in the Back, But This is More Honorable
Companies are pushing workers to drop the polite workplace veneer and speak frankly to each other no matter what. The practice is referred to as “radical candor,” “mokita,” or “front-stabbing.” The Wall Street Journal […]
