The real edcuation of Little Dill Y
Although school teaches Little Dill Y about the basics such as how magnets work and the genius of Paris Hilton, it’s when he comes home from school that his real education begins. He’s 6 now […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford
Scurvy Jane was asked to join a new band with the unusual moniker ‘The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford’. They […]
Scurvy Jane becomes patriotic to the max
Scurvy Jane is an absorbing person. When she’s chatting away to someone, she becomes so in tune with her victim, that she starts to speak in the same accent and take on mannerisms of said […]
What do you do when your mind is housed in your brain and your brain is elsewhere?
I think it was a dream. I’m not really sure. It might have been a dream. It might not have been a dream. I’m not really not confused now so I can’t really say if […]
The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels
Scurvy Jane recently placed an ad in the local shop window, looking for a new band – ‘Bassoon player who doesn’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Ward prequels, seeks like-minded individuals to create […]
I need someone to look at my eye and tell me if I should buy some cream or ointment.
Parched Chris Coleman is one of Thirsty Dave’s closest drinking buddies and by close, I mean he lives in our basement because he refuses to go anywhere else to live. Like all the thirsty one’s […]
Sugartastic Daddy John says “Don’t” and he means it too.
If there’s two things Sugartastic Daddy John speaks a lot of, it’s nonsense, the sound of screeching nails on glass and nonsense. Very often the nonsense makes as much sense as a sense of smell […]
If you support hay marriages, you will burn in hell! God said so.
Jill Y and I have more time for words that rhyme with ‘credit’ than we have for religion. We’re good friends with Pat and Matt who are two of the nicest bales of hay you […]
Head & Shoulders, probably the best shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toilet bowl cleaner/tooth paste/salad dressing/glue in the world.
It’s all about convenience. We want our mobile phone to be an mp3 player to be a camera to be a portal to another dimension. Back in the day when I was littler, we sat […]
Have you guys ever heard of Nicaragua?
I don’t know much about history, don’t know much about biology, don’t know much about a science book, don’t know much about the french I took but I do know where Nicaragua is. Maybe I’m […]