Herman Cain Quits
With his wife standing behind him, Herman Cain announced that he has put his campaign on hold due to an old politician’s condition known as Roaming Penis. Cain said he reached this decision after hours […]
With his wife standing behind him, Herman Cain announced that he has put his campaign on hold due to an old politician’s condition known as Roaming Penis. Cain said he reached this decision after hours […]
My neighbor asked when I was going to decorate the outside of my house as it is already December 1st and her house has been decorated since Thanksgiving. I just smiled and answered, “Soon”, but […]
ESPN is holding a seminar on journalism ethics. Keynote speakers include The National Enquirer, The Star and Rupert Murdoch. As expected, the seminar is sold out. Topics to include: 1.How to insert your opinion into […]
The breaking news today is that Demi Moore is still using Mrs. Kutcher as her Twitter name. Twitter people don’t know what to make of this. Some think she is not ready to let go […]
While aboard a Regional Express flight in Australia, an iPhone 4 started to smoke and exude a red glow. Flight attendants followed correct procedures and doused the offending cell phone. No one was hurt in the […]
Twitter has lost another account. According to Darren Rovell of CNBC, the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleader, who was accidentally tackled by the Cowboys’ Jason Witten on Thanksgiving Day, has been silenced. The “offending cheerleader”, Melissa […]
According to a survey conducted by Farleigh Dickinson University, Fox News viewers are less informed than those who don’t watch any news. Well, while this is no real surprise, it seems that the lack of […]
Newt Gingrich told an audience at Harvard University that child labor laws are stupid. He also suggested that schools fire union janitors and replace them with students who would get paid to clean their schools. […]