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Author: Theresa Wiza

Theresa Wiza believes herself to be creative, innovative, imaginative, and inspirational. She is a writer, blogger, screenwriter, crocheter, jewelry maker, mother, grandmother, and friend. Though she is sometimes delusional, she has moments of sanity and believes that, in the words of the angel who spoke them to her, "The world is moving to a magical place." Please join her in her fantasy world.

Halloween Trick or … Nothing – Just Trick

October 31, 2011October 31, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Halloween was one of my dad’s favorite holidays. Only my dad was allowed to answer the door when the kiddies arrived on Halloween. Dad waited expectantly by the door for the first trick or treater […]

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FictionHalloween, trick or treat

Neighborhood Idiots

September 25, 2011 Theresa Wiza

A Mr. Rogers song plays in my brain right now – changed a little from, “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…” to He’s an unbelievable idiot an unbelievable idiot Next door neighbor Stupid neighbor. […]

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5 CommentsFiction

Order in the Court (Chamber)

September 12, 2011 Theresa Wiza

The gavel slammed down so hard, the sound reverberated throughout the tight chamber. Judge Pastel screamed, ORDER! The room quieted. The defendant made his case, “You have no idea what I’m going through, Your Honor. […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun

What to Name a Baby? How About Toilet?

September 5, 2011 Theresa Wiza

I’ve always been fascinated with names – why parents choose the names they choose, why people change the names their parents choose for them, and why anybody would give their babies names that are – […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Words to Think Upon

I Was ROBBED!

August 26, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Let me take you back in time to late summer 1979. I was living in an apartment with my oldest (and only at the time) daughter, Keeley. To say I was poor is probably an […]

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6 CommentsFictionasthma attack, robbers, stupid robbers, stupid thieves, thief, thieves

Send Me To Jail

July 17, 2011July 17, 2011 Theresa Wiza

As most people who know me know, my financial situation is, as it always has been, dismal. They also know that the struggle to keep my head above water raising four children alone has left […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Lifedrowning in debt, hitting a worker, jail, Trump Tower

Attending Your Own Funeral Could Be The Death Of You

June 25, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Imagine this scenario: You die. (You could stop right there, but for the sake of this article, please keep reading.) Your family attends your wake. Like any good dead person, you (as a dead person, […]

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10 CommentsFictionDeath, dying, dying twice, funeral, wake

How to Buy a NEW Used Car

June 5, 2011 Theresa Wiza

I was sick a couple of weeks ago when I walked into a used car dealership. I had just come out of the hospital with a combination asthma, bronchitis, and pneumonia attack, so I wasn’t […]

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9 CommentsFictioncar dealership, Hyundai GX350, Michael Weatherly, new used car, purchasing a car, used car

I LOVE MY HO

May 17, 2011 Theresa Wiza

I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t […]

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10 CommentsFictionfunny, funny poem, funny poetry, humor, Humor Outcasts

The Man In My Sister’s Bed

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Cindy, my little sister, was around four years old – I was about five and a half – when with voice quivering, she begged me to join her in her bed. A frantic whisper spread […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifefears, imaginary friends, siblings, sisters

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