Money Well Spent
If I had a dollar, every time someone said if I had a dollar, I’d have two dollars to give them to shut them the hell up. Yes, I know this is a run-on-sentence . […]
Some of the stand up comics on the site have agreed to post jokes.
If I had a dollar, every time someone said if I had a dollar, I’d have two dollars to give them to shut them the hell up. Yes, I know this is a run-on-sentence . […]
Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report. Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t […]
Has anybody seen a show called “The Bachelor”? It’s where 25 women date one guy at the same time. One by one, the losers are broken up with on camera. The winner is broken up […]
The Susan G. Komen Foundation has decided to reverse its decision and continue its funding for Planned Parenthood . I don’t think this change of heart had anything to do with their philosophy or right-wing […]
Dear Lord, I examined Mrs. Johnson before her delivery of quadruplets. I sure hope one of them comes out wearing a diamond-studded Rolex or my wife is going to murder me for losing my 10th Wedding Anniversary […]
Newt Gingrich is tired of President Obama respecting everyone else’s religion and wants him to “respect our religion instead” referring to Christianity. Gingrich, who converted to Catholicism after his second divorce and third marriage, and […]
Soon, Walmart will be doing away with its famous “greeters”, the employees whose “Welcome to Walmart” signature phrase takes the sting out of standing in line behind the guy who thinks repetitive belching in public […]