There Is Cunnilingus Among Us
After a movie star asserted that his throat cancer might have been caused by oral sex the word cunnilingus has come to my attention. Cunnilingus refers to the act of oral sex performed on a […]
Category: Fiction
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let my two teenage daughters know that giving me a front row seat at a Justin Bieber concert or a gift certificate for a free mani-pedi will never, ever, EVER be an […]
Eleven, party and hyperthyroidism are words.
There are lots of words out there such as eleven, party and hyperthyroidism to name but a few. We tend to use words when we speak or write and as fascinating as that story is, […]
NSA Shuts Down PRISM Due To Crushing Volume of Cat Pictures
The National Security Agency has shut down its controversial PRISM program, which many believed to be archiving personal communications between innocent civilians, not due to privacy concerns, but logistical issues. The Utah Data Center, also […]
In celebration of Father’s Day: King Of The Bills, Part One
In my youth, my father spent Saturday mornings poring over newspaper circulars, scissors in hand, alert to bargains near and far. The fruit of his labors was a dense, omnipresent stack of coupon clippings stacked […]
Once a year, every year, Thirsty Dave celebrates his birthday.
Once a year, every year, Thirsty Dave celebrates his birthday. This is not an easy time for us because it’s so hard to know what to get your best, thirstiest, best friend for his birthday. […]
Second Snowden Bombshell: Dentists Take Magical Pictures of Your Teeth Through Your Cheeks
Edward Snowden, the former technical assistant for the CIA who has leaked details of a top-secret National Security Agency program, has now dropped a second bombshell allegation. Many had long suspected what Snowden first reported, […]
The Bill Y 5 Step Plan to Reclaim the Joy in your Llife.
You’re probably not going to believe this and I wouldn’t blame you but I’m going to enrich your lives yet again! I know, it’s beginning to feel like a full-time obsession. If you’re like everybody […]
Please ONLY — USE INTERNET EXPLORER!!!
As an agent of all that is good, I feel it my duty to tell you the way it is, uncensored and without bias. If you’re new to the internet, I’d like to welcome you. […]