Have you seen this?
Some people are analytical, observant and perceptive. I am not analytical, observant and perceptive and really have to work hard at putting one foot in front of the other, turning off cartoons and turning on […]
Category: Fiction
What Would Don Corleone Buy?
I know. I did this before, here: What Would Heathcliff Buy? . Well, I’m bored again and my mind is wandering down strange roads. Here are the fruits of today’s mental meanderings. Let us take […]
Some people are a law unto themselves
We don’t all get restraining orders taken out against us for stalking Bon Jovi for reasons of non-love but a lot of us have had dealings with the law. Some of these dealings are for […]
Wright for America – Excerpt
Excerpt from Wright for America Now available on Amazon.com Everyone on the nineteenth floor knew better than to stare at Pryor Wright’s hairpiece. But boy, it was hard not to notice – a […]
Words Matter
One of my all-time favorite comedians is Norm Crosby. His claim to fame is his constant use of malapropisms. To site an example of Crosby’s lingo, electoral votes are not electoral. They are electrical… I […]
Esquire Magazine Awards
Esquire Magazine has named Mila Kunis “The Sexiest Woman Alive.” Stunned as I was that I was not in the running for this prestigious honor, I was even more amazed that Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes […]
Know the signs before its too late
As someone who may or may not be a parent, I may or may not know what it’s like to bring a child up but what happens when the child stops being cute and starts […]
A new trend: Insta-shaming!
In recent months, dog-shaming has become an Internet fad, where dog-owners take photos of their pets next to handwritten notes of what the animal has done wrong, from the point of view of the pet. […]
Pissing for Dummies – A Book Proposal
To the For Dummies executives: we seriously need to talk. I have a great idea for a book that will sell billions. Every man in the world needs to read this book (and maybe a […]
Nice to see you
They were consummate professionals. Their attention to detail was what made the difference and made their work stand out from the rest. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul and it was […]