How Many More Cats Should You Adopt?
As someone who’s lived with cats throughout my entire marriage (my wife required me to insert “and our cats” into my wedding vows), I often have people come up to me asking questions like, “Dude, […]
Category: Good Clean Fun
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I am ALL CAPS and I miss being the NICE GUY
What the HECK happened when you started typing me into screens? I’m shouting ALL the time. ASSHOLE this. MOTHERFUCKERS that. It’s sad. Embarrassing. I SO miss my analog days. Back when people printed me by […]
September is “Spiders are Going to Get Into Your House” Month. There’s Probably One Watching You Right Now!
There are spiders in your house year-round, of course, but September is the month when the greatest number of spiders will make their way into your house. Why? It’s getting colder out and they’re […]
Home Alone
It pains me to admit this. But I’m a man. In contrast, my wife, to her great credit, is a woman—an artistic, multitasking, husband-helping, spouse-supporting woman. And it seems to me that gender might play […]
Get out of My Head, Psychic Spouse!
I don’t think anyone would describe me as overly woo-woo or inclined to superstition. I’m also not taking any prescription drugs or ingesting any controlled substances of any kind. Finally, I don’t remember anyone ever […]
Mr. Above Average
Of the first ten numbers in our counting system (if you don’t count zero) 7 is my favorite number. When I was a kid and more superstitious than I am now, 7 was my Lucky […]
My Wife’s Death-Dealing Slippers
First off, I don’t at all mean to imply anything about the smell of my wife’s slippers. Don’t think for a second I’d stoop to implying, even in jest, that Carolyn’s slippers are so stinky […]
Why It is Important Always to Proofread Your Texts Before You Press SEND
Recently I created a bit of a panic with a buddy of mine who became deeply distraught over my wife’s shocking passing – because I texted him that she had been killed. Let me back […]