Bumper Sticker Boasting
We were on the Jersey Turnpike minding our own business, traveling at the speed limit–maybe not exactly the speed limit, but sort of close to it. Anyway, we managed to catch up to this white […]
We were on the Jersey Turnpike minding our own business, traveling at the speed limit–maybe not exactly the speed limit, but sort of close to it. Anyway, we managed to catch up to this white […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for crashing into someone’s new Jag parked in a Handicap Parking spot. The fact that this person did NOT have a handicap parking permit and that I crashed into their car […]
No “the sky is falling, the sky is falling”. We are calm, cool, and collected. Armageddon is at hand, the End Times, the Apocalypse, however you wish to describe it–“it” is here. If you had […]
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)[i] As a non-smoker, I reserve the right to be as obnoxious as possible to anyone within twenty feet of me who has the courage to light up a cigarette. In […]
My sister-in-law Linda gave me a book called Beyond Delicious: The Ghost Whisperer’s Cookbook. This treasure-trove of recipes has an added touch to each entry… a bona fide ghost story. I know the skeptics out […]
There are some who claim to always get a perfect night of sleep. I am not one of those people, as you will know if you’ve ever followed me on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/MinutesofMayhem), or visited my […]
In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good. Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]
I haven’t been able to go out much lately. Not because I’m pinned under a collection of dead cats or snow globes à la “Hoarders” (or Corbin Bernsen!), but because I just can’t go out […]
He’s the cutest little thing, but he has to go. The “he” is a wild rabbit that lives in our suburban backyard. How do I know he’s a he? Well, he’s been here for over […]
On the BBC News report a reporter was interviewing an individual named Chad who, on his way home from work, decided to film a rather large and destructive tornado in Indiana. The reporter who seem […]