Open Letter to the Makers of Elf on the Shelf
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]
Tonight on HumorOutcasts Radio, novelist Bruce Ferber was my guest. I talked to the author of Elevating Overman about his novel, his personal appearances, his new book project and his past work as a TV […]
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) is missing. Supposedly, the right-wing governor has flown the coop and even missed a ballot certification event. While her mission is so secret that not even her closest friends know […]
During this last election, single women took a beating. Not like a Chris Brown beating, but a verbal beatdown. And by the end of it, they were pretty much labeled whores for voting for Obama, […]
I saw on the news that gun manufacturers are starting to market their guns to women. They started making pink guns and even a gun with the breast cancer ribbon on it. And why not? […]
Hello. In case you don’t remember me, allow me to re-introduce myself. I’m that prick you all love to hate. If you’re new here, I’m excited to make you hate me. It’s been awhile since […]
I volunteered to go to an aquacise class with a friend from yoga because she hurt her calf playing tennis and couldn’t do any other exercise for a few weeks. I love the water, so […]
This might surprise you, but I was not invited to Oprah Winfrey’s two-day party that celebrated her 25-year-old show ending. I’m sure I would have enjoyed hanging out with people like Aretha Franklin, Tom Cruise, […]
“I’m looking for pies,” handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden’s shopping spree through Costco. Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid’s books, Duraflames (fuck yeah), a 32 […]