Yes, Miami, There is a Michael Westen
When you’re a petty criminal, sometimes an intel gathering operation doesn’t go as planned. Getting arrested in the Best Buy parking lot with a trunk full of NIC cards and processors isn’t the end of […]
When you’re a petty criminal, sometimes an intel gathering operation doesn’t go as planned. Getting arrested in the Best Buy parking lot with a trunk full of NIC cards and processors isn’t the end of […]
So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he […]
You’ve heard about the notion that pets tend to take on the looks of their owners. Well some people have taken it a step further and anthropomorphised their feelings and attitudes onto their pets. In […]
I heard there is a hurricane a – comin’. So, I went to the store to buy provisions in case we lose power and the roads become impassable. I wasn’t nervous about this event until […]
It’s rare I make fun of religion. Okay, that’s a flat out lie, but it’s rare I poke fun at anything outside Christianity because, let’s face it — the news is ripe with Superchristians-gone-bad these […]
For years, the rumor on Sesame Street was that Bert and Ernie were gay. The two did everything together – including sharing an apartment. They understood each other; they meshed well together even though they […]
Summertime and shark tales, or shark tails! Shark! Oh no! Look at that shark! Get out of the water, please, oh my, the water seems so scary and dark. Move out of the way I […]
Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone. I […]
“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby […]
I can’t speak for every man who lies, but I have to confess this for myself: when I say I’m “people-watching?” Not completely true. I’m boob-watching. (It’s a dark, ancient art that, for the entire […]