Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when I die please have my ashes spread over the sexy hot bodies of Johnny Depp and LL Cool J so that I can at last say I was part of a ménage à trois, […]
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Kathy’s Points to Remember: New York City Tourist Edition
1. If you take up the entire width of a sidewalk in order to photograph your fellow travelers, local people will cross right in front of your camera, giving you a free lesson in some […]
Puppies, Kittens and America
I was challenged to write something funny. Truth is I don’t do “funny” outside the confines of one hundred and forty characters or Final Draft. Funny is subjective too many things; too many outside factors. […]
Black Men Should Run The Goodwill Stores
I’ve been staying with my sister while in Los Angeles. Why? I really have no idea at this point. Pasadena annoys the hell out of me. It’s like a GAP commercial threw up. Anyway, she […]
The Sticky Handshake
Today heaven weeps to cleanse away the bad intentions of this sun bleached hell hole we call Los Angeles. Holy shit, sorry that last line came out a bit too “artful” even for me. Let […]
Pregnant and Horny
One full week back in the silicon inflated city we call Los Angeles. I find it oddly comforting that the “healthy, all natural craze” of this place hasn’t extended to breasts. None the less it’s […]
A Red Hot Chili Peppers Song Title
Once again those who are known as the “they” have infected and made me question my life. Because it’s the “they” that say words are universal and can transcend a location. The spiritual side of […]
The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford
Scurvy Jane was asked to join a new band with the unusual moniker ‘The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford’. They […]
Update on Life in the Trailer Park
It’s been a while since I updated everyone on my life in the trailer park. Things have been going kinda smooth lately so I thought I might share a few thought about my live-in girlfriend, […]