Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Thursday
BROMLEY! THE SORT of sleepy suburbia that should be the bed-manufacturing capital of the world. I was going to claim what was rightfully mine. I rang the doorbell and got no response. I pressed harder. […]
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BROMLEY! THE SORT of sleepy suburbia that should be the bed-manufacturing capital of the world. I was going to claim what was rightfully mine. I rang the doorbell and got no response. I pressed harder. […]
I WAS IN PRISON for the whole of Wednesday. Prisoners were allowed newspapers and I speed-read the front page headline: ‘Wotta Lot o’ Lotto!’ Huh. Another undeserving lottery millionaire. Why couldn’t I get a look […]
CONSCIOUSNESS RETURNED and I couldn’t believe my eyes. They were in a jam jar on the bedside table. I could see myself lying on my back in a hospital bed. Immediately, I screwed my eyeballs […]
I WOKE UP. I looked at myself in the mirror and wondered how someone could look so perfect first thing in the morning. And I wasn’t even Jane Asher. I checked the letterbox. Yes, the […]
A new Chinese takeout place opened in town this week named Buddha’s Bar & Grill. I stopped by to check it out the other day. As I placed my order, I noticed that Ihurtufordollar-Le […]
On Friday, my midget friend Roger and I were loafing around, playing pinball down at the trailer park office. Out of the blue, a huge motor coach came rolling into the park. I had never […]
I’m the elected Mayor of large trailer park. Among my duties as Mayor is organizing some occasional entertainment for the community. So far this year I organized a bus trip to the casino and a […]
The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA. Today, as I walked through the streets […]
The continuing saga of Mayor Tom Lund and his trailer park. When we last met the Mayor, he had been convicted of a DUI and sentenced to house arrest Last week, I had the best […]
Today wasn’t one of the high points of my life. I spent most of the day in the Court House. I have been keeping quiet, but about a month ago, I got my first […]