Category: Politics
Ask Dr. Snee: Hosing out the ol’ mailbox
Goodness-fucking-gracious, this mailbox is full to the sphincter! Time to hose it out and read any letters that survive the deluge. Dear Dr. Snee, What’s a colonic? My girlfriend keeps wanting me to go with […]
Just When You Thought Glenn Beck Couldn’t be More “Disturbed”
Showing once again that there is little brain matter in his skull, Glenn Beck has insulted the victims and parents of those who were killed by Christian right-wing extremist Anders Behring Breivik at the Labour […]
How to Avoid a Zombie Apocalypse
In order to avoid a real zombie apocalypse, it’s probably useful to know what has at least caused them in the movies. Let’s examine… 28 Days Later: Virus from genetic research Evil Dead: Demonic Possession […]
Olive Branch
I watched a little bit of President Obama’s town hall meeting on CNN today. He made an interesting point when he pointed to a study showing that when people associate themselves mainly with only those […]
A Pie for Mr. Murdoch
The Mrs. says no way Jose and literally saves face for Rupert Murdoch, or to be precise, saves his face from whatever is in that “cream pie”. It’s pretty sad when someone a foot smaller […]
“What the hell you mean you’re outta beer!”
The one constituency you don’t want to piss off while fixing state budgets are the beer drinkers in your state. Austerity programs in Minnesota that remove employees who process the paper work by which […]
Dinner at Grandma’s
There is a cultural fascination with eating at grandma’s house. Foods made from scratch… with equally unhealthy doses of butter and love. The idea may strike up thoughts of holiday meals that were large enough […]
Looking for a Few Good Revolutionaries? Try the New Secret Internet
Are you a government overthrower who is sick and tired of the slow Internet? Do you try to get word to your fellow revolutionaries only to be hit by pop-up ads and spam in your […]
A Letter to Representative Anthony Weiner
Dear Representative Weiner: My name is Mayor Tom Lund; I’m a highly respected fellow politician from Western Pennsylvania. I’m very upset over your recent behavior. It’s politicians like you that puts a dark cloud over our […]