Sarah Palin and Email
The State of Alaska is releasing more than 24,000 pages of emails from Sarah Palin from her first two years in office as governor of Alaska. I heard the first 10,000 pages were emails from […]
Category: Politics
Observations on Pippa’s Ass, Anthony’s Weiner, and the Attack of the Liberal Mob!
In defense of Anthony Weiner, going on Twitter and tweeting his penis to young women sounds a whole lot dirtier than it really is. Hell, it’s not like he was poking them on Facebook. It […]
Characteristics That Inspire
You expect people to generally value the same characteristics in a prospective candidate for office. Most people value things like leadership, determination, honesty, and the ability to take a really good picture of the bulge […]
The Midnight Ride of Sarah Palin
Being a man who has made a meager living writing revisionist history in my award-winning American History series—a series no less an authority than my wife refers to as “that stupid shit you write”—I know […]
Politics of Change
Politics are so boring. I think we need to spice things up, and pass into law a WWE style cage match instead of the endless droning that currently happens on the floor of Congress — […]
Poll Showing Fox News Viewers Alleged Ignorance was Liberally Biased
Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream […]
The Newest Cause of Death: Living
It’s not just smoking, ingesting High-Fructose Corn Syrup, drinking alcohol, and working with asbestos that can kill you, say scientists. You can also die by breathing in an out for as little as 30 seconds […]
Shocking Revelations About Politician
Shocking revelations were revealed about Melvin Dinkledorf, representative of his state’s 8th district. New reports by over 12 different sources have shown that although he has been married for 36 years, he has not ever […]
US Puts Cap’n Crunch and the Snap, Crackle and Pop Gang on Death Row
I have always enjoyed my morning cereal. Although my cereal choices today often have healthy-sounding names such as Kashi or anything with the word bran in the title, I still enjoy a bowl of Fruity […]
Be Vigilant Against Sleeper Cells
Just because the professed head of a diabolical group is taken down, this does not mean that the group itself dies. Unfettered, its evil mission can continue to be carried out by his agents and […]