How Dumb is Rick Perry?
Ann Richards famously said of the elder George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he hit a triple. Rick Perry, on the other hand, was only born on second base but […]
Category: Politics
The Legal Doobie
It appears the federal government has nothing more important to do than to pick on evil medical marijuana dispensaries in California. Federal prosecutors have told stores that they must shut down in 45 days or […]
Hitler Analogy Checklist
You may appropriately use an analogy to compare someone to Hitler if: A) They were responsible for at least 6 million murders. or B) They have a really silly moustache. If you cannot answer “Yes” […]
Three Steps off the Porch into Hell
A few weeks ago while I was sitting on my porch I started pondering the content of the GOP debates on the local and national news stations. These debates have helped me to form a theory on politics. If you […]
Governor Christie to Enter Race For Presidency?
Recent rumors have New Jersey Governor Chris Christie entering the GOP field for President. Reporters, having exhausted all possible references to insanity, are now salivating at this thought and already have many headlines put together […]
Pinocchio’s Liar Island
It’s funny how people change. One day you think they are the nicest people in the world and the next day they are lying to your face justifying their lies and trying to make you […]
When the Tea Pot’s Empty, What’s Next?
Firstly, I would like to say thank you to Ms Stephanie Queen on her brilliant article “Cheering for Death.” It gave me food for thought and this is how things could pan out. I say […]
Do you Drink Your Tea This Cold?
Once again Republican loyalists have proven their convictions that human beings — unless they are white, male and “Christian”– have no place on this earth. In the last debate, the Tea Party groupies advocated killing […]
Political Time Shares: The Next Great Real Estate Idea
A friend informed me that the Tea Party will sweep the next elections. Although my friend never calls an election correctly, I thought I should make arrangements for this apocalyptic event on the outside chance […]
Cheering for Death – the New American Way?
At a recent GOP debate, the audience laughed and applauded at the idea of allowing a man to die because he had no health coverage. This cold-hearted disregard for human life came from the same […]