The Whole Foods Conundrum
What is the mindset of a person who spends the extra money to shop “healthy” at Whole Foods but can’t even wait to close her car door in the parking lot before lighting up a […]
What Your Therapist Keeps To Herself
Did you ever wonder what your therapist is thinking? A therapist myself, I’ll disclose some things she probably won’t tell you: There are weeks you have it more together than she does. She sometimes battles the urge to […]
The Joys of Marriage
PRE-MARRIAGE STATEMENT: “There’s frost on your car this morning…but I scraped it off.” POST-MARRIAGE STATEMENT: “There’s frost on your car this morning…better leave early so you can scrape it off.”
The Inheritance
The other day I decided to clip my toenails. I do this sporadically, dreading the task. I know the time has arrived whenever I hear a faint clicking noise as I walk across our hardwood […]
More worldly-wise words of advice from Sugartastic Daddy John.
Sugartastic Daddy John is enigma, one minute totally submerged in his own world of funk and cool, the next devoting all his time to helping his fellow brothers and sisters. For this reason, I always […]
My Wife Likes to Dance Video
I told Donna some folks think ugly women are a better catch, witness this song:
Unicorn Bites 7/13/13
“Hey guys, I thought of a pointless change that will totally fuck everything up. Let’s do it.”—every manager ever — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2013 *uses correct grammar* *gets bitches* — James […]
Il Volo Creates a Buzz
When I crossed paths with operatic pop sensation Il Volo, I never anticipated to be flooded by fans–their fans! In the short time that the operatic pop sensation has hit the airwaves, they have managed […]
Iowa: Where Attractive Women are Not Wanted
The all-male Iowa Supreme Court has ruled that it’s okay for a company to fire a woman because she is too attractive. This decision came following a discrimination suit where a woman employee was terminated […]
The Top 10 Steps To Success In Bed
Before we begin today’s proceedings, you need to know that the advice within does not mean that I am an expert although it is common knowledge that I slept with a woman but enough about […]