Son of Cage
Along with the great unanswered questions of eastern and western philosophy, lies a question so deep and meaningful that its answer doesn’t matter. As we move forward in our busy lives full of self-importance and […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Along with the great unanswered questions of eastern and western philosophy, lies a question so deep and meaningful that its answer doesn’t matter. As we move forward in our busy lives full of self-importance and […]
Ladies and Gentlemen, coaches, trainers, orthopedists, x-ray technicians, the guys who created the Maps app on my phone, and my therapist, Kendall Jackson: I humbly thank you for this honor. Thank you for acknowledging my […]
The surreal moment when you find out your high school valedictorian dropped out of college and became a biker chick.
The main challenge for voters during a congressional election is determining whether or not a candidate actually cares about his constituents. Some politicians truly embrace public service, but many view Congress primarily as a spring-board […]
Bill O’Reilly was allegedly so angered by his ex-wife’s marriage to a Nassau County, NY detective that he used his celebrity and monetary influence with the NYC archdiocese to get his wife officially reprimanded, which […]
In my Sophomore year of high school, I, along with every other 15-year-old I knew, took Driver’s Ed. The class itself was easy. The driving, on the other hand – well, that’s the story you […]
If there’s one thing I’m really good at, it’s time mismanagement. Between Bon Jovi hating, work, lavishing Jill Y with shoes, convincing the world I’m a genius and trying to figure out how magnets work, […]
Part One: Getting There To most people, the years spent at college are like an extended rite of passage. Unlike those imposed by primitive societies, college students don’t have to learn to hunt with poisoned […]
Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have apparently broken up. I’m not sure why, but ABC News has in-depth coverage of the breakup, with a one-minute-and-44-second segment dedicated to a couple half of America probably didn’t […]
It had been about a week since I had consulted with a professional, scrapped my soy butter, and laid down the forbidden peanut butter snacks-of-death for my uninvited guest rats. So I donned some latex […]