Nobody Loves Me
Nobody loves me. When my little sister was born, my mother looked at her and said, “What a sweet baby!” When I was born, she looked at me and said, “What the hell is this?” […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Nobody loves me. When my little sister was born, my mother looked at her and said, “What a sweet baby!” When I was born, she looked at me and said, “What the hell is this?” […]
Were I cropdusted with pesticide, I’d burn my clothes and scrub with raw lye. But rinsing this peach with cold water makes it safe to eat.
What will Mommy Bloggers talk about when their kids grow up and leave home? If the answer is grandchildren I’m killing myself now.
Private school students in Louisiana, many of whom receive tax vouchers for attending these schools, are learning a different anthropology lesson than other students around the country. The private school students are not only learning […]
Here I am once again, ready to share my wisdom. I know that you have all been eager for this installment – except for those of you who don’t care one way or another and […]
Wanna do your part in making the world a better place? Help us raise $42,000 in the next three days to build a kick-ass bar in my parents’ basement! That’s right! You can get […]
7 opinionated, cultured cats were having a debate on the acting skills of the Actor Nic Cage. One said to the other six “That Actor Nic Cage is a cagey sort of character, what with […]
I don’t consider humanity a success until we can send in our clones for our dentist appointments.
If there’s a state of mass confusion, Scurvy Jane lives there. For someone who’s so sure of herself, she sure isn’t very sure of herself and that’s for sure. Thirsty Dave took her out for […]
I feel bad for those poor students who will fail history when they hand in an essay on how Abraham Lincoln hunted vampires.