Sex on a Plane? No Thanks, I’ve Got Important Knitting To Do
I fly a lot. There’s nothing sexy about it. And yet, according to one survey, 9% of Americans claim to have had a sexual encounter in an airplane seat, 17% in the airplane bathroom, 5% […]
Wisdom for Dummies
More than 17 million Americans suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia though they seldom admit it, mainly because they can’t pronounce it. #Fridaythe13th
Pope Poised to Name Patron Saint of Light Beer
VATICAN CITY. Pope Francis I today named Wladislaw Orzacg, a Polish brewer-bishop, as a candidate for canonization as the Patron Saint of Light Beer. “We’re all out of the IPA–would you like something lighter?” “The requisite […]
Quiz: Sex in the City Quote or Stuff I’m Sure My Cat is Thinking While I’m Asking ‘So, Who’s the Pretty Girl?
Quiz: Sex in the City Quote or Stuff I’m Sure My Cat is Thinking While I’m Asking ‘So, Who’s the Pretty Girl? I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I […]
Child-Proof Food Containers
Okay. I can understand why medicine bottles are made hard to open. Children get into everything, and we don’t want them to experiment with medications they have no business taking. So yes, medicine bottles should […]
For Victims of Personality Deficit Syndrome, Socializing is Better Without Others
BOSTON. Maeve Bluestone is the gateway that all who would enter the inner sanctum of Michael Aramik, her long-time boss, must pass through. “He can be a very genial man,” she says as she checks […]
Followup to Memes Blog
I just couldn’t help being interested in the Brit who did his dissertation on memes. Yeah, he’s officially weird, looks gay (and I don’t mean this pejoratively), calls his dissertation a “scholarly shitpost.” It included […]