Don’t mention it guys, you’re welcome.

Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how […]

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Mouse or Cobra?

So you think you know stuff? What’s that like then? If I had a currency for everything I know, I would have a grand total of no money. Although I’ve never reported anything in my […]

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The man who capitalized each word he used, was not happy, but his fellow brother helped him out.

Apart from drinking, life is all about helping our fellow brothers and sisters in their time of need. There’s nothing worse that buying a Bon Jovi CD and then seeing the CD for a cheaper […]

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The Book of the Country

Of the many, many, many things that I can’t afford to do, traveling is one of them. I’m lucky because I travel to some great places in my imagination but even that’s becoming expensive as […]

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There’s wrong, very wrong and Venus/Mars wrong.

If I catch any of you laughing at this, I’ll find out when your next dentist appointment is and bribe the dentist to pull out your teeth. This is no laughing matter. This is serious […]

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Eleven, party and hyperthyroidism are words.

There are lots of words out there such as eleven, party and hyperthyroidism to name but a few. We tend to use words when we speak or write and as fascinating as that story is, […]

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Please ONLY — USE INTERNET EXPLORER!!!

As an agent of all that is good, I feel it my duty to tell you the way it is, uncensored and without bias. If you’re new to the internet, I’d like to welcome you. […]

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Stop doing that and shut the duck up.

I went to feed the ducks today. I didn’t feed them food because they had just come back from a barbecue but I did feed them information. I told them that they should get themselves […]

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I don’t think honesty is a weakness.

When telling the truth, it’s important to be honest. Koalemos, the Greek god of stupidity and foolishness, probably never said those words but he definitely, probably said other words. Those of us who worship at […]

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