Tag: covid
Please with cheese . . . GET TO WORK!
A few minutes of TikTok while she heated up two spinach egg bites from Costco’s frozen foods section (toasted, not microwaved), a cup of decaf coffee (caffeine makes her anxious), hand sanitizer, wipes, a face mask […]
The Fantasy and Reality of Quarantine Life
Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will clean out the clutter from my closets Reality: While I am under quarantine and bored, online shopping has allowed me to buy enough crap to fill the […]
Ask a Terrier: Wake Up and Smell the COVID!
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog: Dear Budleigh, Am I to understand that dogs are being trained to sniff out COVID-19? Has anyone explained this to the dogs? While there is no evidence that […]
Ask a Terrier: Unmasking the Mask
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog: Dear Budleigh, I know all about coronavirus, but do we really need to be wearing face masks everywhere? I walk around the grocery store and feel like an extra […]
Ask a Terrier: Zooming Isn’t Like Running
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Hey, Budleigh! Is this social distancing as hard on dogs as on us Giants? When I take Edde, my big goof, on a stroll, I keep six feet from […]
Important Coronavirus Safety Update from HumorOutcasts
Dear valued Humor Outcasts reader, It has just come to our attention this morning that there is widespread alarm, anxiety and fear throughout the country. No, I’m not talking about the fact that the universally […]
Ask a Terrier: Sheltering Outside the Shelter
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Dear Budleigh, In these pandemic times, I’m confident that your focus is on safety and community because you’re medically trained and don’t need toilet paper. We Giants are trying […]