Unicorn Bites 3/2/14
Me: Ow! Why’d you hit me with your fairy wand? 3-year-old daughter: It’s a lightsaber! I’ve never gone from anger to pride so fast. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2014 3-year-old: *takes 1-year-old’s toy* […]
Me: Ow! Why’d you hit me with your fairy wand? 3-year-old daughter: It’s a lightsaber! I’ve never gone from anger to pride so fast. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2014 3-year-old: *takes 1-year-old’s toy* […]
Today’s sermon is all about what’s right (what I say and do) and wrong (your way of doing things). With great Bon Jovi hatred, comes great responsibility to stop you from laughing at things that […]
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When I was a kid, I used to play chess with my dad, and he would beat me all the time, because he had a bad temper, and he drank too much. My mom just […]