Unicorn Bites 12/10/13
Judge: Did you kill this man? Me: He said "j/k." Judge: That’s no excuse. Me: He actually said "slash." Judge: Not guilty. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 10, 2013 Sorry, bro, but this […]
Tag: drinking
Man level = 1, 000, 000, 000
Maybe I shouldn’t have done it? Maybe I was wrong? Having said that, I’ve never been wrong about anything before but there has to be a first time for everything I suppose? Wait a minute, […]
Statements Made by the Slightly Inebriated
Have you ever walked into a bar at closing time? It can be a humorous event. By the time last call is announced and the patrons have tossed their car keys in the Need-A-Cab basket […]