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Tag: election
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/9/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from […]
I Had a Dream
[Author’s Note: I had the most wonderful dream last night, which I’m going to tell you all about below. It felt so real. I woke up positively gleeful, feeling hopeful for the first time in […]
Ask a Terrier: How the Dogs Are Voting
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Dear Budleigh, Assuming that you’re not a registered voter, have you any advice for us Giants on the U.S. elections? We seem to be making quite a hash of […]
Other Malicious Actors
This morning’s “Washington Post” reported the President held a meeting Friday about securing the nation’s upcoming mid-term elections. Many of the nation’s top security advisors participated in the 1-hour session, though the President issued no […]
Bed sheet ghost likes red sheets most
By The Lunchbox Ghost Staff Out-To-Lunch Writer BLACK LAGOON — A bed sheet ghost out haunting last night in the Stench Quarter was caught in a red sheet, not a white one, and the ghost […]