Sunday Scribbles 9/27/15
Tag: Jesus
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, let me be the first to thank you for answering our Advertising Department’s prayers. Our detestable boss’s new ad display was the final faux pas corporate needed to hand deliver his pink slip, […]
I just found out I’m related to Jesus – on my mother’s side
Isn’t that just divine? No need to worship me just because it turns out I’m probably a direct descendant of the Son of God. This really won’t change me in any way. I’m still the […]
Bernie Sanders: The Second Coming?
Among the 100,000 who attended Bernie Sander’s rallies this month, there is a growing contingent of Evangelicals who are causing speculation among pollsters. “We’re not sure if they are here to agitate or support Sanders,” […]
Kids, Ask Me About God – By Reverend Tornquist
[Note from the staff at HumorOutcasts: This week, we are privileged to feature a LIVE CHAT with noted Christian evangelist Reverend Norman Tornquist, host of the popular webcast, Kids, Ask Me About God. Tornquist is […]
Jesus! The Kim Kardashian Interview
Jesus: Hello, My children, and welcome to My show! It’s about time the “Powers That Be” gave Me My own show; I was sick and tired of seeing everybody else get one and not Me. […]
Excerpts From Famous Diaries
Eva Braun Tuesday, September 5: This morning I think I finally met Mr. Right. I was cleaning the meat rack when he entered the shop and asked me if we had anything in a knockwurst. […]
Jesus’ ‘Most Fascinating People’ Interview: Justin Bieber
Good evening My children, and welcome to My show. I’m interviewing the most fascinating people out of all My children, so naturally I wanted to get inside the head of the spellbinding Justin Bieber. Of […]