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Running for President? Thank You, Next
Joyce Eisenberg and Ellen Scolnic write, speak and blog together as The Word Mavens. When we go to the newest restaurant, we feel young and trendy – until we have to turn on our iPhone […]
Joe Biden Facing Claims of Decent Behavior
[Washington, D.C. – December 5, 2017] Another day, another shocking conduct allegation – and this time, it targets one of the icons of American politics. Just minutes ago, the Washington Post reported that former Vice […]
Othello Revised Starring Barack Obama As The Moor And Hillary Clinton As Iago.
OTHELLO REWRITTEN (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Note: This piece was written before the present election. Dramatis Personae IAGO- Advisor to Othello – played by Hillary Clinton CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago – played […]
Ted Cruz Saves America with a Coloring Book
Ted Cruz endorsed a coloring book, which is selling like crazy, which shows him to be the super hero who saves America. Everyone should buy this book, color it in with patriotic colors and eat […]
Fang Festival Follies
(Kids. Candy. Corpses. Career politicians. Okay, no corpses.) Well, here in my neighborhood, we’ve all managed to survive yet another pagan-based festival. You know the occasion – the one where diminutive, oddly-dressed strangers coalesce in […]
Joe Biden’s Costco Adventure
“I’m looking for pies,” handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden’s shopping spree through Costco. Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid’s books, Duraflames (fuck yeah), a 32 […]