A Hot Time In Every Town
I realized while going through old blogs that I write about winter way more often than summer. Like most humor writers, my work is usually about stuff I’d be complaining about anyway, so there you […]
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Egg Foo Young
Chinese Entree EGG FOO YOUNG INGREDIENTS – VEGGIE & CHICKEN MIX 8 eggs 1 small chicken breast 1 medium white onion 2 stalks green onion 1 stalk celery 1 garlic clove 1 […]
Tripping On the Weather
Have you ever looked back at something you did, and realized you’d been warned all along not to do it? I don’t mean like when you were a kid, and your mom told you not […]
Do These Pictures Bug You?
I miss summer already, and it’s still mostly summer out. Still, there’s one thing good thing about cold weather—no bugs. I’d rather have insects than winter (spiders aren’t technically insects), but yeah, they do bug […]
How I Moved My Summer Vacation
“If you really want to find out who your friends are, ask them to help you move.” I don’t know who said that, but truer words were never spoken. However, you have to amend that […]
New Missouri Law Requires Those On Public Assistance to Wear Burlap Sacks
Missouri lawmakers, in an effort to help those on public assistance more easily get ahead in their search for the American dream, have proposed a bill which would require such individuals wear burlap sacks as […]
The Facts of Life as Told by Conservative Congressman Todd Akin
According to Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.), “legitimate victims of rape” rarely get pregnant. The ultra-conservative congressman says that women have the ability to shut down whatever it is that gets women pregnant while they are […]