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Cross my Heart and Hope to Die, Stick a Needle in my Eye? Ick.

June 8, 2015June 8, 2015 Donna Cavanagh

A new trend is hitting the “ink” circuit: Eyeball tattooing. Feel free to cringe at the thought of someone sticking a needle in your eye to make your eyeball blood red, black, blue or whatever.  […]

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9 CommentsFictionburnt corneas, cunjuntivitis, Donna Cavanagh, eyeball tattoos, eyeballs, funny, goggles, Hepatitis, humor, humoroutcasts, NRA, Tanning beds, tattoos

Can You Win a One-Way Ticket to Mars?

May 16, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

  Some people say they are sick of this world, and they want to get away from it all.  While many of these malcontents long to leave “civilized society” and settle in rural wooded areas […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, LifestyleCaptain Kirk, colonists, colony, Donald Trump, Earth, humor, Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan, mars, NRA, Sharon Osbourne

Beyonce and the NRA

January 23, 2013January 23, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

I think the NRA paid Beyonce to lip sync the National Anthem to take the heat off them for awhile.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBeyonce, lip sync, NRA

Deadly Assault By a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Mocha

January 19, 2013 lbwoodgate

NEWS FLASH!   On a right-wing talk show on Thursday, David Keene, the president of the National Rifle Association, blamed President Obama and the left for what he says have been hundreds of death threats […]

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The Teacher Motto According To The NRA

December 21, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

If we take the NRA’s suggestion then this will be the new teacher’s motto: “Those who can, do. Those who can’t pack heat and teach.”

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Politicsguns, motto, NRA, teachers

RAM: Where the NRA Dares Not Tread

December 19, 2012December 20, 2012 Rick Snee

In the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, The NRA and the Rick Snee Antidisestablishmentarian Militia have been quiet this week and for good reason, too: we don’t have to say a word. Our members are doing it for us on Facebook and Twitter.

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, PoliticsConnecticut, guns, newtown, NRA, sandy hook, school shooting

The Olympics

July 24, 2012July 24, 2012 Kara

The Olympics. Where somehow folks from all sorts of low-homicide countries from all over Europe kick the shit out of the NRA’s Dream Team.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhomicide, humor, NRA, olympics, satire

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