Haiku: Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide
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Witch Gets Restraining Order Against Warlock
Here’s a belated Halloween story that will restore your faith in America’s legal system: In Salem, Massachusetts, a witch was granted a restraining order against a warlock! Lori Bruno, 75-year-old Salem witch (above) sued 45-year-old […]
Raccoon Aided Breathalyzer Lands Car in Drink
Raccoon Aided Breathalyzer Lands Car in Drink In San Diego, a Camp Pendleton petty officer was arrested for, get this, “AB– USE OF PUBLIC ANIMAL, DRUNKEN OR RECKLESS DRIVING.” Did you get the first part […]
Unicorn Bites 11/25/13
My 3-year-old wiped out twice in her princess costume's high heels but kept wearing them because they’re pretty. She’s officially a woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2013 My phone hasn’t been […]