The Place to Take a Humor Break
Franky “The Funky Philosopher” Furlong is Sugartastic Daddy John’s closest friend who isn’t currently doing a stint in prison. When The Funky one speaks, words of wisdom, rhythmically dance to the psychedelic beat of cosmic […]
There’s a firm held belief that I’m not very good at anything. That firm held belief is firmly held by me, everybody else and Sugartastic Daddy John. I know people laugh at me rather than […]
I’m not saying that Sugartastic Daddy John was hired to cover up an incident and make it look like an accident but he was and he was paid well. The way he saw it, he […]
Sugartastic Daddy John has only gone and landed himself a dream job. He’s paid to watch films and then collect film critics quotes about the film and then put the quote on the back of […]
We went out for dinner with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John. The wine was free-flowing, mainly down the thirsty one’s throat and the food was of the cooked variety. Jill Y was […]
There was nothing unusual about the conversation that day: Scurvy Jane: How heavy does a chin weigh? Sugartastic Daddy John: The weight of a chin depends on size, shape and bone structure. Scurvy Jane: Does […]
Each year, an annual event takes place. It makes little sense but sense is not something I’ve ever had a close relationship with and long may it continue. Once a year, in a role reversal […]
Sugartastic Daddy John was in a predicament. Wife no. 15 somehow found out about wife no. 52. The Daddy, not one to embrace conflict in any shape or form, done what any self-respecting coward would […]
I’ve never heard a complete Bon Jovi song. That’s because there is no such thing as a complete Bon Jovi song and it’s also because I have a rare condition that will accidentally cause me […]
Please stop what you’re doing right now and listen to me as I regale you with my cautionary tale. Don’t for one moment, think that this could never happen to you because it so very […]