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Day: January 20, 2012

“Mary Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Garden Grow? Really??? Well, Perhaps Not Much Longer, Under Obamacare…”

January 20, 2012January 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Here’s something LONG and PINK that gets stiffer and firmer with Viagra.  Obviously, I’m talking about ROSES.  If you thought something else, YOU’RE the perverted one, not me. A gardening expert here in the UK, […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleerections, flowers, gardens, stiff

Creative Headlines Part 1

January 20, 2012 Kevin Woolery

  Journalists aren’t always considered a creative bunch, since their jobs are mainly limited to reporting the facts, and only the facts, ma’am. However, every once in a while, a journalist gets a little creative, […]

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Who Deserves to Be Top News?

January 20, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Each day, I see the top news stories of the day at the top of my laptop screen.    I have to admit  that I was a bit disheartened to find one of these stories listed […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, news, Rick Perry, Snooki, sopa, stories

Friday Humor Devotional

January 20, 2012October 11, 2013 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, after being stopped for a speeding violation is it a sin to bribe a police officer with liquor-filled doughnuts and a lap dance, please say it isn’t because if it is I’m in […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecops, devotional humor, doughnuts, law enforcement humor, police, police humor, speeding ticket humor, speeding tickets

Newt Gingrich’s Advice For Cheating Husbands

January 20, 2012January 20, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Newt’s expert advice for guys who are busted cheating on their wife: Wife: “Why are you having sex with that woman who is not me?” You: “This is ridiculous! This is the kind of harassment […]

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3 CommentsFiction, PoliticsCheating. Wife, gingrich, Newt

Rick Perry Drops

January 20, 2012January 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  Rick Perry has dropped out of the Presidential race. He cites dwindling poll numbers, wanting to spend more time with his family and……ummm, what was that third thing?

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Scurvy Jane and the party to celebrate her attempted rise to mediocrity

January 20, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

The only thing worse than being stuck in an elevator with the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi is being stuck in an elevator with Bon Jovi. Scurvy Jane is rarely right about […]

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FictionBon Jovi hatred, party, Scurvy Jane, Scurvy Jane and the party to celebrate her attempted rise to mediocrity, The Party

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