Month: April 2012
Singing Opera and Writing Funny
Let’s get one thing out of the way first. I am weird, but not dangerous. Okay, maybe I’m dangerous when I’m on a stepladder trying to install anything. Other than that, I am harmless and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive our 5-year old daughter for using the seeds she found in her older brother’s room for a kindergarten project. She got an A+ and the teacher gave her $100 for the […]
Zachary is not taking drugs with his friends.
Zachary is 19 years of age. Like all people who are 19 years of age, he’s one year away from his 20th birthday but that all seems like a year away, at this particular juncture […]
I Love Lucy: The Serial Criminal
The TV is my alarm in the morning. It clicks on to tell me the new day has begun. Today, it clicked on to I Love Lucy. I admit that I am a fan of […]
Are Smart Phones Getting Sweeter?
The early smart phones were healthy fruit — blackberries and apples. But lately, Google has introduced our phones to gingerbread, honeycomb, and ice cream sandwiches. The smart phone ads talk about all the data you […]
120 petabyte hard drive
If I was 2+67+7+1+15-34+35-1 years of age, I would be 92 years of age. If I was 92 years of age, I would have a 120 petabyte hard drive of things that would have bothered […]
Excuse me, Mr. TSA man, I’m feeling a little frisky!
In spite of the fact that my family flies more frequently than the average pilot, I was oblivious to new TSA regulations. Apparently, full body scans have been implemented, and invasive pat downs are quickly becoming […]
