Men on Sale at Match.com

December 15, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest
Men on Sale at Match.com

I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I...

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Kim Kardashian, Say It Isn’t So!

November 1, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest
Kim Kardashian, Say It Isn’t So!

Uh oh, I just read the breaking, earth-shattering news on my computer – Kim Kardashian and “what’s his name” are filing for divorce. Shock and awe, baby! Their four-day romance had restored my faith...

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Who Wants to be President?

October 31, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest

I’m for no one who is marching to the White House. Besides which, isn’t it too early to fill one’s brain with political jabberwocky? I have enough things on my mind no less spend...

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My First Kiss, Fact or Fiction

October 7, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest

Do you remember your first kiss? I do  — or I thought I did. I would have sworn on a stack of bibles, testified in a court of law, taken a lie detector test,...

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Collecting Husbands and Stamps

September 14, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest

I’ve had two husbands which at one time seemed like a lot. However, I met men and women who are on their third, fourth and fifth spouse. It’s a little jaw dropping but seeing...

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I’ll Have What She’s Having

September 7, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest
I’ll Have What She’s Having

  restaurants in kitchener waterloo © by arabesque cafe I have a psychological disorder. Many of my friends have speculated this for years. And in my defense, they were presumptuous. I’ve checked the “Diagnostic...

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I Confess: I’m Not Hip Anymore

September 1, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest
I Confess: I’m Not Hip Anymore

After 200 hours of watching coverage of Hurricane Irene, I decided I needed a break from water, wind and Anderson Cooper. By the way,  I was a little disappointed he wasn’t in his signature...

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Lounge Lizards and Me

August 5, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest

Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone....

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I Have a Teenie Tiny Stalker

July 25, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest

I’m being followed. Yes, it’s true; someone is after me. It’s weird and also unnerving. However, I no longer check under the bed or in my closet like I did when I was a...

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Grocery Shopping is Hard

July 19, 2011
By Gail Maria Forrest

I had no food in the refrigerator. This was not unusual . All I could possibly scrounge up for dinner was soggy lettuce with one wrinkled cherry tomato. This should have motivated me to...

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