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Wife: I think I’m a very forgiving person Me: You stabbed me over paint Wife: Next time learn the difference between eggshell & off white. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014 [4-year-old daughter talks […]
Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand drives up the price. Wait, I mean because drugs are bad for you or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2014 Not to brag, but I pooped […]
You may remember a few posts back that I had a new job working for an adult entertainment company that provides content for Video On Demand. Personally, I’m not a big fan of porn from […]