Pay For a Pumper at Naughty Bingo
So here’s the scenario: You want to support your local volunteer fire department, so you go to their fund-raising bingo night. And it’s your lucky day! You get the B-12, and the I-C, and the […]
So here’s the scenario: You want to support your local volunteer fire department, so you go to their fund-raising bingo night. And it’s your lucky day! You get the B-12, and the I-C, and the […]
Dutch Entree UITSMIJTER (Ham and Egg Sandwich) INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon butter (1 additional tablespoon later) 2 slices white bread 1 tablespoon butter 2 eggs 4 slices or 4 ounces ham 2 ounces Gouda, Edam, or […]
Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy, […]
Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]