Dating in the 90s
A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s. The couple has been together for 77 years. Once the divorce is finalized, […]
A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s. The couple has been together for 77 years. Once the divorce is finalized, […]
My wife had to once again turn away two older women from the local branch of Jehovah’s Witnesses that knocked on our door today. Though she politely explained she was too busy working, they still […]
I usually skirt the problem of New Year’s resolutions by avoiding them altogether. That makes things much easier. You can’t feel guilty about not keeping any resolutions that you never made to begin with. This […]
Last year, I put together a challenging New Year’s resolution list. This year, I don’t think it’s fair to bore you with new goals until I divulge how last year’s list went. So, without further […]
When I think back on the past and the many mistakes and Bon Jovi songs I’ve heard, I just can’t help but look forward to the future and all the Bon Jovi songs I don’t […]
So, NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne tweeted that he finds breastfeeding a baby in public offensive after he witnessed a mother feeding her baby in a grocery store. Why does this not surprise me? I don’t […]
Whenever I approach a new year, I like to take stock of what I survived. I like to think of myself less as a time traveler stuck in forward linear motion at an uninterruptible rate […]
This year, many of the car companies appear to be offering new safety features on their vehicles. The most common of these options is the self-park system which means a car will parallel park itself, […]
Thirsty Dave found himself in yet another predicament. He counted his money but was $3.50 short of the bill and Barman Bill wasn’t impressed at all. The thirsty one is usually good at thinking on […]