Year: 2012
I’m Michele Bachmann, Hire Me!
Michele Bachmann announced that she is dropping out of the GOP race. I must say that I was totally disappointed. She was such a charismatic candidate. Although she has the charm and sex appeal of […]
My Failed Facebook Marriage….
You probably don’t know this about me, but I’m a sensitive soul….a petite, genteel flower if you will. I drink Celestial Seasonings sleepy-time chamomile tea as a pick-me-up. All of my under garments must be […]
NFL Coaches Who Should Go
Both the Eagles and the Chargers have decided to give their coaches Andy Reid and Norv Turner another season to make magic. Truthfully, a disappearing act this year would have been the best strategy, but […]
The so called music of Bon Jovi even makes the nice puppy feel ill
Some of us seen the funny side of a New Years eve, watching a Bon Jovi tribute band dressed as Nuns but I was having none of that and instead, I sent the nice puppy […]
Please stop using this phrase. ‘Kthx.’
Several weeks ago, I was pulling my car (parallel park-style, natch!) in front of my apartment complex. When I got out of the car, I noticed that on the ground there was a note that […]
Being Catholic is Good for the Brain
They say that the more you exercise the memory functions of your brain the better it works. This is otherwise known as “Use It or Lose It.” If this is true, it is a good […]
On My Way to Obie City
I must relate up front that I never wanted to visit this city, but was rather forced into it by my co-workers, none of whom had ever visited the forbidden city. In all honesty, they […]
A Heartwarming Mother and Child Reunion
A 94 year-old woman is reunited with the 77 year-old daughter she gave up for adoption. They celebrate by shopping at Justice where the daughter demands several pairs of trashy, overpriced jeans and purple, […]