Year: 2012
Pat Robertson’s Presidential Conversation with God
Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall. However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not allowed […]
Why New Year’s Resolutions Go Belly Up
Somewhere between December’s cookie trays and January’s champagne toast, it hits you—too much of a good thing isn’t so good. Enter the New Year’s Resolution–the best invention since Pepto-Bismol to make you quickly feel a […]
Cops and Robbers
In 1996, a college graduate named Robert Jordan, took the police exam in New London, Connecticut and scored 33 points, which is the equivalent of an IQ of 125. An above-average IQ probably translates into […]
Views and Vows
Sugartastic Daddy John has always been a ladies man. One of his many problems is that he’s married to 87 ladies and as you can imagine, this creates its own set of unique problems. Never […]
Rednecks in the Mist – The Observational Study of an Over Populated Species
Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this story would be better narrated in the voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” Today […]
Cleaning Out the Language Gutters for 2012
Every year, Michigan’s Lake Superior University and I like to take stock of the English language. The school lets students nominate words that they feel have become misused, overused and cliché, and the winners are […]
Thetan In Your Eye
Voice 1: “Well, then I vandalized my neighbor’s house and kicked his dog.” Voice 2: “Wow” Voice 1: “But he’s so weird! He’s a Scientologist!” Voice 2: “Oh dear…” Voice 1: “They believe that there’s […]
“How are you?”
WHEN SOMEONE asks me ‘How Are You?’ I always reply automatically: ‘Fine thanks, how are you?’ That’s what they want to hear. I bend to the whims of social etiquette. NO LONGER! The beast within […]