It’s so easy to get lost
Jill Y has somehow become a fan of pretension. While I hang out with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John, she now hangs out with Count Niles of Absinthe, Lady Avon de Actual […]
Year: 2012
My Christmas gifts are getting a little too clingy.
Two years ago, I purchased a subscription to the magazine Art in America for my sister (she actually wanted this pretentious rag, so I wasn’t being a jerk or anything). It lasted her a year, […]
Not your Typical Sex-Ed Class
A San Francisco-based pornography production company is embracing civic responsibility by hosting Sex-Ed classes. Not your basic Birds-and-the-Bees course, this lecture series provides students with visual demonstrations given by real-life porn stars. The “teachers” focus on […]
Everything that’s wrong with this world we live in
I wouldn’t be a big fan of listening or learning or the separation of church and state, preferring instead to bow down to the undeniable power of magnets. To the causal observer, magnets are just […]
Jolly Colin Kaepernick Holiday Songs
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman JOLLY COLIN KAEPERNICK HOLIDAY SONGS (By the Fire… tune of “Winter Wonderland) 49ers by the fire A new quarterback… is their desire Alex Smith is okay But if he […]
Help This Guy
I recently read that Dick Cheney plans to release a book about his experience surviving numerous heart attacks. The book will also discuss exciting new innovations in heart treatment (such as threatening to send unsuccessful […]
Guns Don’t Kill People, Women Do
I just learned that Smith & Wesson is now marketing firearms to the ladies via that shopworn and scantily clad marketing tool known as “pink-washing.” Pink-washing refers to the ubiquitous pink that shows up on […]
She’s not heavy
Scurvy Jane is one of the most positively, positive, skin-diseased people you could ever drink orange juice with. If you or I saw an atheist getting knocked down by a priest and the atheist died, […]
A Social Media Slap Down
Everywhere I turn, social media experts tell me that as an author I must “build my platform.” I’m trying, I really am. But some attempts make me stop and scratch my head. The other day, […]
Lazy Kids Never Get Diddled
When I was in Catholic school and was finally old enough to become an altar boy, I eagerly went to the meeting to sign up. To be honest, I can’t remember why I wanted to be […]