The man who always asked the question too late
The man who always asked the question too late, always asked the question too late. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that this man exists but I’m not going to tell […]
Year: 2012
How Do We Solve A Problem like Women Priests?
A 92-year-old Jesuit priest was stripped of his duties because he presided over a mass with a woman priest. The woman, Janice Sevre-Duszynksa is an ordained priest with Womenpriests, a Roman Catholic advocacy group. Women […]
All that glitters is gold
When Sugartastic Daddy John opens his mouth, words of wisdom are laid to rest in a bed made of stuff and things. Many have dared to offer the view that The Daddy doesn’t have a […]
How to Be Funny 2
NOTE: Nobody told me to stop giving advice about how to be funny after I wrote Chapter 1, so I am taking that as a sign that I will not be hit over the head […]
The Virgin Mary’s Secret Identity is Out
Nicolas Cage might be the Virgin Mary. Until recently, some thought he was a vampire because of an internet rumor—you know, the internet—where so many smart and well-adjusted people live, but once it was proved […]
Maternity Mansions
This is the kind of real-world story that causes rage among Americans whose European ancestors showed up uninvited at Ellis Island. According to the Daily Mail, some homeowners in California are using their homes to […]
Year ‘Round Spirit?
Traditionally, right around now, many people ask, “Why can’t we have this kind of spirit all year long?” My answer to that is, “We do, and soon we’ll have even more of it.” […]
Smoke’em If You Got’em
Today in Seattle dozens of people lit up their doobies without the threat of being arrested for smoking marijuana in public. Yes, smoking marijuana is now legal for adults over 21 in Washington State. However, […]
Open Letter to the Makers of Elf on the Shelf
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]