Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, I got Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and Lauren Boebert to stop talking to you.
Year: 2021
Jason Voorhees: “I didn’t do anything wrong. I defended myself”
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ (AP) — Jason Voorhees testified this week he was under attack when he killed 28 teens, disemboweled a 29th teen with his machete, and defenestrated a 30th during a chaotic night […]
A Crappy New Parody Christmas Song
Last year I was inspired to write a parody holiday season song, and this year it appears I still haven’t learned my lesson. Again, I can’t imagine anyone who’s not in the emergency services will […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/6/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even Pink news, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in […]
1.3 Girls for Every Boy
The demographic news from the east and the west could not be more different, and yet the potential consequences are similarly dire. China will have 24 million more men than women by the end of […]
Burned by Shoplifters, One Store Turns to Higher Power
BOSTON. The Christmas shopping season is in full swing here, and the usual crush of office workers on the streets of Boston is made worse by suburban mothers and children in town to see the […]
School of Snappy Comebacks Helps Dull Wits Get Sharp
BRIGHTON, Mass. Al Bertold likes to joke that he’s been in adult education since he was a kid, and at the age of 75 that means he has a half century of experience providing vocational […]
