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Author: Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

Friday Humor Devotional

December 9, 2011December 10, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please tell my Secret Santa Jill from Accounting, I accept her apology for the gift she gave me.   My herpes are healing nicely, thank you, Amen.

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean Funchristmas party, herpes, holiday party, Santa Claus, Santa hats

Dancing with the Boys

December 2, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

The other day I caught the end of a commercial advertizing Duluth Ballroom Jeans.  I said to my husband, “It’s so typical of a dude! I get dressed to the nines and he throws on […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleball room, ballroom, ballroom jeans, balls, blue jeans, dancing, dancing with the stars, duluth, duluth jeans

Seriously . . . It’s Your Birthday?

December 1, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

As the second child born to my family I was resented by my older sister in two ways. One, it meant she was no longer an only child and even worse I was born the day […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Funchristmas birthdays, christmas in july, happy holidays, hoilday birthdays, holiday birthday gifts, holiday cards

Friday Humor Devotional

November 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, remind me again how lucky I am to be married to a man who can remember the starting lineup for the 1976 World Series, the names of his entire platoon in Vietnam and […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayblack friday, black friday shopping, devotional, Thanksgiving, vietnam, world series

Friday Humor Devotional

November 18, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, I know Jesus turned water into wine, however, with the failing economy could you convince him to turn it into beer . . . preferably a cheap domestic, Amen.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydomestic beers, failing economy, Jesus, water, wine

What a Bunch of Tofurky!

November 17, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

I recently read a news article that PETA wants Turkey, Texas to change their name to Tofurky, Texas for Thanksgiving.  Personally, I think the good citizens of Turkey should just give PETA the bird instead!

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylepeta, Texas, Thanksgiving, Turkey

Friday Humor Devotional

November 11, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please guide me to the nearest off-ramp.  My gym-rat wife mistook my lime flavored colonoscopy drink for Gatorade and hurry I just got the Jag detailed,  Amen.

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9 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycolonoscopy, daily devotional, gatorade, gym rat, humor, turnpike

3 Reasons the Duggars Shouldn’t have any more Kids

November 10, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

3.  Their oldest kids are already collecting Social Security 2.  Their youngest kids are volunteering to be put on a milk carton 1.  Her uterus has been occupied more than Wall Street and Europe

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7 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleduggar family, duggars jokes, humor, kids, natural child birth, reality TV, uterus

That Ain’t What I See!

November 5, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Writers are the observers of the world.  We write about situations and events from our person perspectives.  As humorist we abstract situations, embellishing them and hopefully make people laugh. Here’s an example: While shopping with […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Funextra-terrestrials, mall walkers, malls, perception, perceptive views, Starbucks, toy stores

Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Poem

November 3, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Have you ever had one of those horrific holiday family gatherings?  If you haven’t, then consider yourself lucky.  If you have . . .  let me refresh your memory.  The dishes are cleared, desserts are devoured it’s […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funcell phones, cold beer, farts, kmart, pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving turkey, whipped cream, you might be a redneck

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